I decided to do my own after seeing
Go to the Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1. Set to All Regions
2. Set to Generate 1 Pokemon
3. Only one Pokemon per question
Here we go.1) This Pokemon is your best friend.
It can be very protective as it's got a hard shell and poison tips, so I'm very fortunate. Can't give it hugs though for that reason though. Sad.2) This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion.
Nope. Don't think I'm getting that promotion anytime soon.3) This Pokemon is your partner in a science project.
I know monkeys have been used for experiments before. I just hope he doesn't torch the place.4) This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you.
Chances are it will try to latch onto my face and suffocate me to death. I suddenly have a craving for calamari rings.5) This Pokemon is your ex.
Sorry. Just couldn't stand being yelled at all the time.6) This Pokemon is your girlfriend.
Love is squishy.7) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.
Look into its eyes. Those eyes are PURE EVIL.8) This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake.
Damn you, you cute little goth bastard.9) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Seismitoad10) This Pokemon punched your mom.
You little shit. Imma set a horde of Seviper on you.11) This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes.
Dude. C'mon. You don't need my shoes. You're cool enough already. Besides, they probably won't fit.12) This Pokemon died by your hands.
Oh, crap. Wait. It died in my hands and its wings are laced with poison. Oh shi-*collapses*13) This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
Hell yeah. You fuck with me, you gonna get a set of horns up your ass.14) This Pokemon is your loving pet.
You better believe I'm a mo'fukkin badass now. 15) This Pokemon is your Dentist.
Aw, hell no. I ain't having no cheesecake stealin' bitch work on my teeth.16) This Pokemon is what you dream about every day.
I wish I could be as majestic as it is.17) This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Aww, sweet. This house is going to bring me lots of luck.
I tag the following people:
You don't have to do it. I just thought it would be fun.
Anyone else can try it if they want.